Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Whatever she's on, I want some!
Paula Abdul's monthly pill bill must be stupendous. I am finally so jealous of her. I'm watching her this very moment on the Daily Show and she is high, high, high. I am convinced of it. Jon Stewart just mentioned how much he loves getting high and watching American Idol. Paula Abdul threw her enormous head back (nearly breaking her skinny neck in the process), clapped her hands together rather too energetically and said, "Oh. My. Gawd. We have so much in common. That's exactly how I feel." Well, maybe she didn't use those precise words but that's what she was thinking.
Paula Abdul's monthly pill bill must be stupendous. I am finally so jealous of her. I'm watching her this very moment on the Daily Show and she is high, high, high. I am convinced of it. Jon Stewart just mentioned how much he loves getting high and watching American Idol. Paula Abdul threw her enormous head back (nearly breaking her skinny neck in the process), clapped her hands together rather too energetically and said, "Oh. My. Gawd. We have so much in common. That's exactly how I feel." Well, maybe she didn't use those precise words but that's what she was thinking.
