Friday, January 09, 2004
Just what is wrong with people?
Read this LA Weekly article about teen love gone wrong.
Read this story at CNN about love twisted into destructive, homicidal jealousy.
And finally, read this one at Salon about women with teeny, tiny asses now desiring jiggly, juicy PHAT booty. First, anyone who thinks J-Lo has a big booty should just come and take a gander at mine. Especially now that the holiday hog-a-thon has ended.
Poor, sad ladies. I simply can't identify with those of the flat booty persuasion. Mine has always had a certain presence. That presence was not always popular but "somebody like it" as the kids say, usually accompanied by sass aplenty and hand upon ample hips.
"You can't have everything." That's what my grandma always said, and my mother duly repeated. I have even been known to say this to The Amazing One. Maybe I should expound upon that hoary old chestnut and tell her that she shouldn't have everything either. It's bad for one's character.
Read this LA Weekly article about teen love gone wrong.
Read this story at CNN about love twisted into destructive, homicidal jealousy.
And finally, read this one at Salon about women with teeny, tiny asses now desiring jiggly, juicy PHAT booty. First, anyone who thinks J-Lo has a big booty should just come and take a gander at mine. Especially now that the holiday hog-a-thon has ended.
Poor, sad ladies. I simply can't identify with those of the flat booty persuasion. Mine has always had a certain presence. That presence was not always popular but "somebody like it" as the kids say, usually accompanied by sass aplenty and hand upon ample hips.
"You can't have everything." That's what my grandma always said, and my mother duly repeated. I have even been known to say this to The Amazing One. Maybe I should expound upon that hoary old chestnut and tell her that she shouldn't have everything either. It's bad for one's character.
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