Tuesday, January 13, 2004
My hideous disfigurement
(Shout out to Mr. X for the headline) An update for those interested:
It is still gross, though somewhat less gross than before. It will apparently take eons to go away because it is so immensely huge. In addition to the twice-daily application of an outrageously expensive unguent, I now have to take an anti-fungal medication internally. I'm sure that will be equally expensive. And, the dermatologist asked me how healthy I am, considering that anti-fungals are hell on the kidneys and liver. Oooh, scary.
Darlings, take it from me and tote your own nail-care implements to the manicurist.
Why am I being punished? What did I do wrong? Me sad.
(Shout out to Mr. X for the headline) An update for those interested:
It is still gross, though somewhat less gross than before. It will apparently take eons to go away because it is so immensely huge. In addition to the twice-daily application of an outrageously expensive unguent, I now have to take an anti-fungal medication internally. I'm sure that will be equally expensive. And, the dermatologist asked me how healthy I am, considering that anti-fungals are hell on the kidneys and liver. Oooh, scary.
Darlings, take it from me and tote your own nail-care implements to the manicurist.
Why am I being punished? What did I do wrong? Me sad.
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