Friday, February 20, 2004
Get a room!
I'm not sure if viewing porn in plain sight of the world is against the law in the state of Maryland but it should be. Ahh! Memories. Cue flashback fx and music.
November 2001
Interstate 295.
I'm tooling my jaunty CR-V back to D.C. from the Muvico Egyptian 24 Theatres complex in Anne Arundel County. The Peekymobile is filled to capacity because we've taken an intergenerational group of family and friends - reunited to celebrate the national giving of thanks - to see Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Luckily, the children are asleep because in the mini-bus riding slightly ahead of me in the right lane, I can clearly see too much! Why would a busload full of folks be watching porn on their way back from wherever the hell they went? I mean, all together like that? That's nasty, boo.
All I can see is someone's flabby nether cheeks - was it ho-made porn? - on screen all down the highway. Where were the cops? Nowhere around, thank'em kindly, as I break all kinds of speed limits hauling ass around that bus.
I'm not sure if viewing porn in plain sight of the world is against the law in the state of Maryland but it should be. Ahh! Memories. Cue flashback fx and music.
November 2001
Interstate 295.
I'm tooling my jaunty CR-V back to D.C. from the Muvico Egyptian 24 Theatres complex in Anne Arundel County. The Peekymobile is filled to capacity because we've taken an intergenerational group of family and friends - reunited to celebrate the national giving of thanks - to see Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Luckily, the children are asleep because in the mini-bus riding slightly ahead of me in the right lane, I can clearly see too much! Why would a busload full of folks be watching porn on their way back from wherever the hell they went? I mean, all together like that? That's nasty, boo.
All I can see is someone's flabby nether cheeks - was it ho-made porn? - on screen all down the highway. Where were the cops? Nowhere around, thank'em kindly, as I break all kinds of speed limits hauling ass around that bus.
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