Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Trading Up?
No. Don't waste your time reading this one, people. I know, I'm all late in registering my opinion as the book by Candace Bushnell was released in paperback last month. Sue me, I have to wait until stuff hits the shelves at the Studio City Library. Need I remind you that "the phone in the limo is busted and I can't get in touch with mah bitches." In other words, I am broke and, thus, have no money for frivolous purchases like a book in which the main character is completely unlikeable, wholly unsympathetic, and likely sociopathic?
I do have money for necessary activities like the "Sing Along Sound of Music" at the Hollywood Bowl last Saturday night. And for the accompanying mixed drink that Mr. X and I concocted that he christened "Champagnotiq." It's a delicious, chartreuse variation on the "Incredible Hulk" theme currently popular in the 'hood. As I recall, we poured equal portions of Remy Grand Cru Champagne Cognac and Hpnotiq over ice, shook it all up, and enjoyed.
Really, would we lie to you?
No. Don't waste your time reading this one, people. I know, I'm all late in registering my opinion as the book by Candace Bushnell was released in paperback last month. Sue me, I have to wait until stuff hits the shelves at the Studio City Library. Need I remind you that "the phone in the limo is busted and I can't get in touch with mah bitches." In other words, I am broke and, thus, have no money for frivolous purchases like a book in which the main character is completely unlikeable, wholly unsympathetic, and likely sociopathic?
I do have money for necessary activities like the "Sing Along Sound of Music" at the Hollywood Bowl last Saturday night. And for the accompanying mixed drink that Mr. X and I concocted that he christened "Champagnotiq." It's a delicious, chartreuse variation on the "Incredible Hulk" theme currently popular in the 'hood. As I recall, we poured equal portions of Remy Grand Cru Champagne Cognac and Hpnotiq over ice, shook it all up, and enjoyed.
Really, would we lie to you?
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