what are you thinkin'?

Wrong!

I always had my suspicions about the accuracy of the Parent's Television Council's research. I was right. They are wrong. Par exemple:

For parents of young girls, it’s past time to worry about "Dip It Low" by Christina Milian, which unfolds like a tutorial on how to bring a man to orgasm. The chorus refers to the female pelvis: "Dip it low, pick it up slow, roll it all around, poke it out like your back broke – pop, pop, pop that thing, I’m’a show you how to make your man say ooh." There’s no time in this song for love or commitment, just a sexual calisthenics class.

Clearly, not a soul at the PTC either 1) listened to the song in its entirety or B) looked up the oh-so-readily available lyrics online.

In the interests of fairness and accuracy, I present the first stanza and the chorus:

Says he wants you
He says he needs you
It's real talk, then why not make him wait for you
If he really wants you
If he really needs you
Really got to have you
Take your time and feel him out
When he's a good boy
I mean a really, really good boy
Why not let him lay with you?
That's when you give it to him good

[Chorus:]
Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out like your back broke
Pop pop pop that thing
I'ma show you how to make your man say "Ooo"
(repeat)

If that's not about love and commitment, I just don't know what is! And why add gender to the question? This song could very easily apply to either males or females. And to the badonkadonks or pelvises of all.

Try not to hate, haters.